Detox Drinks Do Detox Drinks Work ?

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   malica
   November 4th, 2010 - 05:19

   You can’t. It takes days for it to get out of your body, and can in many cases be detected 30 days or even later after the last time you smoked up. Sorry, but there’s nothing you can do at this point except try to make better choices in the future, knowing that many employers are going to do drug testing before hiring you.
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   xoxoiluvHIMxoxo
   November 4th, 2010 - 06:18

   drink alot of liquids… or take it in 2 weeks if possible. like say your sick or something…?
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   Betty
   November 4th, 2010 - 06:28

   I attended a court ruled drug class and learned that marijuana has a halflife in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you’re basically back to 45 days.

   This also depends on the test. Most job drug tests only test down to about 100 nanograms, which isn’t dead accurate but will pick up if you are a smoker obviously. Court-appointed tests can test anywhere down to 10-20 nanograms, which is very accurate, and can also detect high levels of water, and any other drug test liquids. You can not fool those tests, and drinking water and tea does nothing for getting weed out of your system at all. The ONLY way to get it out is time, because it is in your blood.

   Here is more input from other contributors:

   Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing – this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won’t “cheat” a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom!

   I don’t usually smoke marijuana but I went to the comedy show and smoked a blunt. I smoked the blunt on February 29, 2008, and took a urine test for a job on Tuesday, March 11, and tested negative. My height is 5′ 7.5″ and I am overweight (254 lbs.), but I go to the gym 4-5 days a week and drink plenty of water.

   I recall reading a while back that weed — if you are a rare user — usually stays in your system 3-4 days. But to be safe, I would say a 10-day “test window” after you last smoked will give you a negative result. If you are a regular user, you will definitely have to detox yourself for at least 30 days.

   Also, when you take those drug tests, it stipulates that if there is any reason to believe that you have tried to deceive the test it would be treated as a positive and you won’t be hired anyway. Therefore, I’m sure they also test for those substances that will give you a negative reading when they do the test.

   I don’t smoke weed regularly, but only every few months, over the duration of about a week. Whenever I’ve had to do a drug test, I just drank plenty of water (lots!) on the night before the test — and on the day of the test — and it came back clean. I also take a hydrochlorothiazide pill and I’m sure that helps too.

   Most of the answers on this blog are incorrect. It depends on how often you smoke, and on your metabolism. If you smoke once a week for 3 months and stop, you’ll be clean within 3-5 days. If you smoke daily for 3 months and then stop, but exercise daily, you’re looking at 2-3 weeks. The best way to find out is to purchase a few urine tests. They’re cheap, and you can use them at home.
   I’ve never heard of a blood test for marijuana.

   There are ways to beat a hair test. Cut your hair to a reasonably short length and use Aloe Rid daily. Soak your hair in an astringent and wash with Tide. Again, you can buy hair test and mail it in.

   It doesn’t take months.

   I know the best way to get bud out of your system in under 3 days. All it takes is for you to suck up and gulp down something nasty: It’s called psyllium. It’s a type of powder you mix in a drink. Drink this stuff fast; the longer you wait, the tougher it is to drink. Take it 3 times a day, and 3 days later, you’ll be THC-free. You can get it at any local grocery store or health store.

   First, there are multiple types and qualities of drug tests and these can greatly effect the amount of time the marijuana will stay in your system.

   Urine tests: This depends greatly on how much you smoke and the quality of the test. If you don’t smoke often — say, about once a week — are skinny (because the marijuana residue is stored in the fat cells), have a fast metabolism (this determines how quickly you use your fat cells), and stop smoking (this is important) it will take about 3 or 4 weeks. But if you have a urine test to get a job, drink a lot of water — I’m talking about liters — a few hours before you go, and your urine will be so diluted that it will be impossible for the test to pick anything up.

   Blood tests: This takes six months. Period.

   Hair follicle tests: Well, since the residue will stay in your blood system for approximately six months, new hair growth in that time will have traces of marijuana. But, if you don’t cut your hair after that, it will still be there. I have long hair. If you were to do a test on my hair follicles, yo
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   Sarah
   November 4th, 2010 - 06:55

   You can’t and anyone that tells you otherwise is wrong. No amount of water, niacin, vinegar, weed b gone, or other preparations sold in party stores, head shops or offered to you by some friend’s brother will get the thc out of your system in 24 hrs.
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   april
   November 4th, 2010 - 07:09

   You would hypothetically drink a 24 hour detox drink. Or you could take it in the afternoon, and drink about 2 gallons of water in the morning and dilute it.
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   NooKK
   November 4th, 2010 - 07:55

   hypothetically, my friends told me that blue powerade, gum, doritos…. My older sister says tons of water and tea. Brewed tea is a natural antioxidant. A warning though, tea makes you urinate a LOT! Don’t plan on sleeping!

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